Kristin Carpenter-Ogden Sweeps Hot Chillys' Golf Classic

Another ace in the hole for KCO from Verde PR. Her mere presence on the course intimidating the fellow golfers down to their toes, Carpenter-Ogden swung away and connected with a win. So far under par, they stopped counting, course officials are checking into course history to see just how many records she shattered.

With her signature swing, one hand on the nine iron and one hand on a margarita, she was characteristically humble after the win. "I pretty much rule the links. I challenge anyone to 18 holes of hard-hitting golfing action," said Carpenter-Ogden. "I could sell you the seat, but you'll only need the edge."

Organizers commented, "She seems to have no idea that golf is about LOW numbers. She must be blackmailing some media person, because every event she joins, I find some announcement of her crushing the competition. The woman is delusional. After today's game, she went on and on about her green coat .. where was her green coat?"